This story is like a 5 minute stories u hear over the campfire For the unknowing here is the rules
After that the next post will add the next chapter, but not too long please.
I got the idea from those add one word stories but this gives you more control over the plot.
Add anything you want but don't leave out the main charcters (unless they die or leave for some reason.)
Got it?
I hope

Ok now someone start the story(make it funny)

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It was a beautiful day, june 25 1999. Too bad Dr. Dumbguy was locked up in his genetics lab, trying to clone dinosaurs for up and coming zoo tycoons. Today he was working on a Deinosuchus for Super Zoo in some place in the US. He was fusing the strands of DNA to create a Deinosuchus that could be born without laying an egg.
"Wahoo!!!" he exclaimed "I have done it, with this liquid, all dinosaurs will be born live instead of hatching, I will be freaking rich!"
But they don't call him dumb for nothing. He spills the formula on some eggs in his lab and bam they hatch! Three raptors, a herrasaurus pair, Five Deinosuchuses, and the King himself(not Elvis), T-rex and his queen. All full grown in seconds.
"Ohh sh........." Chomp and gulp. And bye bye Dr.Dumbguy.

mean while in Austraila...
"Good mates I'm Steve Irwin and tonight will be going to save some wild and endangered species from a toxic waste spill in Pacific. Come on then." says the Crocodile Hunter.
Steve Irwin was spending the day extracting animals from toxic poisoning.
He went in for the last time as the sun was setting. Swimming in his croc hunting uniform he always wears on his show and his scuba gear. But then a glowing tiger shark comes out of Nowhere!
"Crinky" Steve Irwin says.
Chomp the tiger bites his arm! And through this bite the Croc Hunter gains incredible strength. He throws the Tiger off hime and it swims away like a scared dog.
^Two Weeks Later^
Ring Ring goes the phone.
"Good Day mate what can I do for You?"
"Stand By as you are connected to President of the USA.... Hello, are you the guy in Khake Shorts"
"Yes"
"We need your help Supercrochunter"
<End Chapter 1>

This post has been edited by Tyrantlizardking on Jul 28 2003, 07:18 PM

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CHAPTER 2

The president said, "alright, in Super Zoo, USA, there are a bunch of weird frogs running around. They're eating everything, and have really sharp claws. Wait, no, not me, I'm the president..."
There was yelling, followed by a sickening thud, and the snarls of a raptor pack. There was a rip of a huge claw digging into...
But Steve didn't want to hear any more. "Crikey, this looks like a job for the Croc Hunter. Terri, you take over here."
With his wife, Terri, in charge of the oil spill, Steve Irwin rowed his boat (yes, rowed, he has super strength now) all the way from the Pacific to Florida. He quickly found a gator, saddled it up, and rode it off into the sunset, eerm.. to Super Zoo.
"My, are you a gorgeous gator" *gator lunges* "Crikey! Danger Danger Danger. Woah, you're all right. Don't bite old Steve-O" As the croc hunter lulled his trusty steed.. eerm, gator, into a false state of security, he rode it all the way to the ruins of Super Zoo.

<End Chapter 2>

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Chapter 3

Once there, Steve and his gator found the only remain of the president: his head. It hopped toward Steve (Yes, it did. It got super powers to from the raptor bite.) and yelled: "You're too late Crocman!"

Suddenly, a T-Rex gulps up the head, and Steve exclaims: "Crikey! I'm capturin' that giant gator for research!"

With his super strength, Steve manages to put a net over the "gator" . However, due to circumstances, the "gator" immediately breaks out and swallows Steve whole.

The last word to be heard from Steve is: "Crikey! Look at all these guts!"


<End of Chapter 3>

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(Chapter 4)
Well Back at the White house, the Vice President declares the Super Zoo a disaster area. The FBI and CIA sent their strongest and best tained units to Super Zoo. Unfortunately When they get there they find something much worse than they ever Planed.

Back in Austria, Steves Funeral just finished. Terri says," I swear on my Husbands grave that I will get revenge," so Terri rounds up steves dad, and the rest of thier family, to get revenge.

When Terri gets there, they find many dead dinosaurs. "OMG, I wonder what happend here" wondered Terri. The dinosaurs were just killed a few days before, so steves dad decideds to cut open the dead dinosaur. They found a dead guy in the dino's stomach. He was holding a very soggy jounal. They opend to the first page and it read, "They have surrounded us from all sides. We have held them off as long as we could, but our best efforts were not good enough. It will only be a matter of time before they break into our ammoured car. They are much smarter than we previously though. I dont think I will surv...." The Entry ended. "I think we got ourselves dug in deeper than we wanted to," terri said.
(End Chaper 4)

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$Chapter 5$

Meanwhile in the "real world", Neo saw what was going on.
"I am the one, but I don't know I'm the one,they think I'm the one, and honey roasted peanuts, ingredants...."

Meanwhile back the real,real world.
"Crinkey, my khakis are ruined" the Croc hunter said. With all his strength he threw the presidents talking head at the tonsils of the t-rex which induced...
"blarhhhhhhhhhhh" roared T-rex.
"Good day mate" Steve said with a devoius smile.
"Rooorntroa" said Rex.
There was a giant cloud of dust. Pow, bang, pong, zing!
T-rex was out cold, but he swallowed the president's head again.
The waining sounds of the civil defense sirens roared. The Croc hunter ran.
BOOM!!!!
Steve gets behind the Zoo wall fast enough to see all the dinosaurs pulled into the Mushroom Cloud
"Targets Nuetralized" said the B-2 pilot. "What the..."
The blast of energy shots out of the Mushroom Cloud, and the bomber goes up in a ball of fire!
And what all citizen's fears came true when the japanese guy whose words don't match his mouth movements screamed...
"GODZILLA"

End Chapter 5

This post has been edited by Supercrochunter on Jul 30 2003, 11:59 AM

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Chapter 6

Everyone screams and scatters as Godzilla uses its heat beam and wipes out the US units. Slowly, it stomps on every person in sight.

Suddenly, Steve can't take it anymore. He leaps out of his hiding place and yells, "Leave them alone. I'm the one that killed the Big Gator!"

Godzilla hears this and turns around just to get knocked down by Steve's jump kick. Godzilla isn't injured much, but Steves hoppin up in down holding the foot which kicked Godzilla.

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Then all of the remaining Irwins, the remaining FBI units, and the remaining CIA units, all start pounding on Godzilla, using anything they could find. Branches, dead dinos, even their bare hands, in an attempt to restrain the mighty beast.

Godzilla, weakened by the bruises, gets up, only to fall down again, but wait, there was something wrong.

Steve said, "This isn't a real reptile, the scales aren't aligned right, and, crikey, the body temperature is WAY below that of a normal reptile. It is a fake!"

Sui, Steve's dog, finds a zipper in the back of Godzilla's neck. After a few minutes of tugging, the head falls off,

revealing...

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Chapter 8

"Dr. Dumbguy!"

"What are you doing?" Steve asks, as Dumbguy climbs out of his godzilla robot.

"Rooaarr!" Dumbguy roars, shaking like an animal. "I'm GODZILLA!"

Then all of a sudden, a blast of radiation shoots out of his mouth, hitting the remaining FBI units. They transform into red-eyed, 7-foot tall Godzillas and join as an army behind Dumbguy.

Is there any way to stop this dumb guy?

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A meteor falls from the sky and plows Dumbguy into the ground. The FBI--Godzillas scamper away, followed closely by Steve Irwin. They take him to Scotland, where they jump into a lake.

"I wonder why?" asked Steve.

Then he read the sign. "Loch Ness"

Then, a Loch Ness Monster grabs Steve, and drags him underwater. Steve escapes, but just barely. "What a wild ride!"

Because of dumbguy's technology of dinos being born instantly, the lake was soon overflowing with Loch Ness Monster--Godzilla hybrids, more terrible than any other living creature. Steve Irwin wrestles a few of the Lochzillas to the ground, but many more come to take their place. He eventually runs away like a scared puppy.

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Chapter 10

With his super strength, Steve manages to swim from Scotland all the way to Australia (yup he swam on land too.) When he gets there, he spots Terri Irwin looking at a tombstone. Steve grabs her and tells her everything. Just when things were going to go well with Terri helpin Steve, Dr. Dumbguy suddenly rises from one of the stones.

"Hello strong guy!" He says, trying to fix his glasses which were cracked and covered in mud.

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They are then attacked by a pack of flesh eating puppets. But Dr. Dumbguy sprays BBQ sauce on them, eats them, and becomes a giant moose w/ heat ray vision. Steve and the moose then fly to New jersey for vacation and to pick up their dry cleaning, which somehow got warped to New Jersey. They are then attacked by ninjas while they eat pizza and hoagies. They are then saved by Terri and her and steve go hunt down coyotes only for steve to get mauled. But then something happens. Steve and Terri wake up. It was all a dream.... or was it. Just then thay find out that they have been eaten by a giant Wombat w/ wings, which is headed for Outback Steakhouse.

This post has been edited by Vegeta Prince of Saiyans on Jul 31 2003, 06:15 PM

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This is not part of the story so skip this. I'm confused. I thought Dumbguy was the evil guy. This is getting confusing.

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To unconfuse you, here's how the story stands.

Steve and Terri Irwin, and Dr. Dumbguy who's now a super moose, are in a freakishly large wombat headed for Outback Steakhouse. Meanwhile, there's an army of Lochzillas in Scotland ready to destroy stuff, Super Zoo is still a huge mess, and the president's talking head is still in a dead dino. Or simpler,

Steve Irwin is the hero, and Dumbguy is the villain.

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Chapter 12

Suddenly, Terri exclaims: "Steve! Why are we traveling around with Dr. Dumbguy!? He smells terrible! Get rid of him!"

"And he's a villain," Steve adds, beating up the super moose who's too wounded to use his heat vision.

"Time to get back to Scotland and capture those gators!" Steve exclaims, tossing Dumbguy aside. "In my opinion, they're an endangered species. If I have never seen them, they must be rare!"

And so they head off to Scotland. What will they find?

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