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 Steve Irwin 16: Revenge Of Gris


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Posted: Jan 28 2004, 10:12 PM
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On a remote area of the Saharah Desert, a man named Gris plots his revenge on the world for making him an example for a bad word!

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Posted: Jan 29 2004, 09:47 AM
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He calls together his evil army of blue monkeys with slingshots

"I want you all to..."

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attack Bigfoot! First, shoot him with this gun! It'll turn him into the largest bananna you've ever seen!"

The monkeys started licking their lips.

"With that," Gris continued. "Your instincts will take over and you'll devour him and terrorize the world!"

The monkeys grabbed the guns.

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

The monkeys fire the guns.

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Posted: Feb 1 2004, 03:09 PM
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and turn a cactus into a prickly banana

Meanwhile, Steve was...

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Posted: Feb 1 2004, 06:50 PM
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sitting in a galaxy far far away.

"Hey!" Steve shouted. "How do I get out of here???"

"Shut up and keep driving this spaceship," Nessie grumbled.

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Posted: Feb 1 2004, 06:53 PM
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Suddenly, Steve starts bawling at the top of his lungs

"Oh what now??" Bigfoot grumbles

"I'M *sniff* SO *sniff* HAPPPPY!!" Steve cries

"Why are we heading towards that rock?" Nessie asks Mantis, who somehow is driving the spaceship now

"Because in order to obtain totall invincability we need to-"

SMASH!!

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Posted: Feb 2 2004, 05:22 PM
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"Ahh! Mantis!" Steve cried. "What's wrong with you!!!"

Then Nessie noticed something. "Our whole ship is flashing!"

"THat means we're invincible for a limited time only," Mantis said proudly. "Got that from a video game!"

"NO! You idiot!" Bigfoot shrieked. "The ship is flashing 'self-destruct'!!!"

Dark Figure laughed in the shadows. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Posted: Feb 3 2004, 04:40 PM
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......MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA-"]

"Shut up!" Bigfoot yells

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Posted: Feb 3 2004, 11:40 PM
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Unfortunatly, the rock was cursed. The crash caused the entire galaxy to be struck with
THE CURSE OF THE BAD PUNS!
The all speech (and narration for this story) was saturated with bad puns! Everything said became punny!(ooo, bad pun!)

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Please try to include as many bad puns as you can.

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Posted: Feb 4 2004, 09:49 AM
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Unfortunatly, the rock was cursed. The crash caused the entire galaxy to be struck with
THE CURSE OF THE BAD PUNS!
The all speech (and narration for this story) was saturated with bad puns! Everything said became punny!(ooo, bad pun!)

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Please try to include as many bad puns as you can.

Uh, what's a bad pun?

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Posted: Feb 4 2004, 10:10 AM
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bad pun: everyone thought they were punny! like funny

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Posted: Feb 4 2004, 02:51 PM
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Unfortunatly, the rock was cursed. The crash caused the entire galaxy to be struck with
THE CURSE OF THE BAD PUNS!
The all speech (and narration for this story) was saturated with bad puns! Everything said became punny!(ooo, bad pun!)

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Please try to include as many bad puns as you can.

Uh, what's a bad pun?

You try to mix words to make funny stuff but a bad pun is lame.

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Posted: Feb 4 2004, 04:31 PM
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Yeah, what he said. smile.gif

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Posted: Feb 4 2004, 06:35 PM
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Unfortunatly, the rock was cursed. The crash caused the entire galaxy to be struck with
THE CURSE OF THE BAD PUNS!
The all speech (and narration for this story) was saturated with bad puns! Everything said became punny!(ooo, bad pun!)

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Please try to include as many bad puns as you can.

Uh, what's a bad pun?

You try to mix words to make funny stuff but a bad pun is lame.

Uh, okay
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Suddenly in a small island off the coast of New Zeland, a large blackbird runs smack into a coconut tree and the curse is lifted!

"Steve!! Dark figure is over there! look!!" Nessie points frantically

Steve stares at her "That's the moon" Suddenly, Dark Figure hops out in front of the spaceship, they all screamed

"YOU MEDLING FOOLS HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST ME!! MWAHA, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-" he slams into a meteor

"BROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR!"


"OH NO!! ITS-"


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Posted: Feb 4 2004, 10:02 PM
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"DARK FIGURE'S EGG MONSTER OF DOOM!" A huge egg appears. Also, the meteor was a chunk from that rock and ccurse was put back on.

"Eggcellent!" cried Dark Figure.

"Hurry!" said Steve, "We must eggsterminate the monster before it scrambles New Zealand and turns it sunny side down!"

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