Some nerd guys named Jim, Tom, Bob,
Tim, and Don come from nowhere,
pull Dumbguy out of
the snake's maw, and beat him
up to pulp(pretty good
Then they create a black hole!
comes Dr. Hawking comes out the Nerd-Mobile and says in
a robotic voice,"Eat_oblivion_dirt_bag!"
you....................................." in his last
millisecond on this plain.
Now Dr. Dumbguy is
destroyed!!!! And he can never come back!
MEAN IT!!!! NEVER EVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
IN A BILLION TRILLION GAZALLION
Because he was sucked into a black
hole which then suddenly collapes on itself.
can never return.
"Thanks Mr. Hawking." says
Dr. Smartguy starts to
"Away_my_nerdy_friends." says Hawking
(old batman music plays, while
a brains spins in and out)
"Dr. Dumbguy is dead,
And the world is safe, but the world will
always need Steve Irwin and the Cryptofriends.
Super-croc hunter away!" says Steve. He flys into a
sun set with the Crypto-Friends.
"Hey, did you notice
something?" says Nessie
"That this battle took to long." answers
"Hooray for overtime pay!" says
Meanwhile at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter says, "Dr. Dumbguy, why do you waste my
time, you are going to heck."
"But I thought..." says
"Well you thought wrong, dumb-bleep" retorts
St. Peter, he pulls the lever and Dr. Dumbguy falls into
but then the devil says, "I don't want
you, you stink and you suck, You suck at being evil.
So I am sending you to a place worse then
"No not there, not there
Dumbguy is dead and GONE FOREVER!!!
But a new evil is
afoot.....in the next
BTW DR. D will make a comeback, just not for
awile. This post has been
edited by Supercrochunter on Oct 24 2003, 06:20
story begins in nineteen dickity two, we had to say
dickity because the kaiser stole our word
twenty." -Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons:Hit
Current zoos:Too lazy to make one.
Stink and bad.